Thursday 2 February 2012

Life Update

Haven't posted in a while so thought I would write a basic update on everything; quick summary:
College: I wanna kill everyone
Family:  I wanna kill everyone
Weather:  I wanna kill everyone   ;) i'm a morbid person.

Unhealthy obsession - No this time it is not a celebrity or new programme etc. it's a game ..an addicting game named 'Temple Run!' I blame my friend Bradley for this obsession and both of our competitive nature which has lead us to constantly fight over which one of us has the highest score (which is him on a ridiculous 11,640,330) I got my new high score of 1,241,072 today in college (time well spent) ..pathetic I know but I was ridiculously excited, it's only taken me 259 games :S

Simple Friend - A while ago i wrote a post entitled 'Shit My Friend Says' well the absolute tool i'm talking about has said some rather interesting new things lol; here they are (Apologise for any offence caused):

"I believe in god, but I think he's a cunt."
"I used to sing to myself in my bike helmet"
"When my Parents go away, we can party like bitches on heat"
"I rev like a whore"
"When you go out clubbing just go up to a pedo and shove your tits in his face to get a free drink"
"He's going to shoot me with his knife"
And finally ........... "Ahhhh someone stab me in the face" - erh if it'll shut you up; HAPPILY

Ahh she makes me laugh, anyway these images basically sum up what i've done recently... aka NOTHING