18!

So I've finally turned 18!!, on Friday the 13th to be exact - Lucky I know but it actually was lucky for me, I had a great birthday week as my best friend dragged her lazy ass from Grimsby to Jersey for the week ..we ended up abusing everyone so now I basically have no friends left over here - Not a great loss they're all future serial killers and rapists (joking ..kind of)-, acting like a total lesbian couple by giving each other massages which I think actually made my boyfriend slightly worried - the bitch will have to deal with it (hoes before bro's) - and drinking/dancing all night Friday ..Should probably not mix as many drinks as we did again ..but the likelihood is we will. At least I didn't have to get a flight home the next day like her :P.

Pretty Jersey..

KONY

Just have to write a short post about this amazing video I just watched - I'll paste the link below - Can't really start to explain it you just have to watch! Such a powerful thing.

http://vimeo.com/37119711   <--- Link ..Really would love one of the KONY bracelets also! may have to order it.

Life Update

Haven't posted in a while so thought I would write a basic update on everything; quick summary:
College: I wanna kill everyone
Family:  I wanna kill everyone
Weather:  I wanna kill everyone   ;) i'm a morbid person.

Unhealthy obsession - No this time it is not a celebrity or new programme etc. it's a game ..an addicting game named 'Temple Run!' I blame my friend Bradley for this obsession and both of our competitive nature which has lead us to constantly fight over which one of us has the highest score (which is him on a ridiculous 11,640,330) I got my new high score of 1,241,072 today in college (time well spent) ..pathetic I know but I was ridiculously excited, it's only taken me 259 games :S

Simple Friend - A while ago i wrote a post entitled 'Shit My Friend Says' well the absolute tool i'm talking about has said some rather interesting new things lol; here they are (Apologise for any offence caused):

"I believe in god, but I think he's a cunt."
"I used to sing to myself in my bike helmet"
"When my Parents go away, we can party like bitches on heat"
"I rev like a whore"
"When you go out clubbing just go up to a pedo and shove your tits in his face to get a free drink"
"He's going to shoot me with his knife"
And finally ........... "Ahhhh someone stab me in the face" - erh if it'll shut you up; HAPPILY

Ahh she makes me laugh, anyway these images basically sum up what i've done recently... aka NOTHING

Summer Resolution

Ok I know this is a bit early considering we're still in January (and there's technically no such thing as a summer resolution); but I've already decided what mine is going to be ..I'm going to learn how to surf! Basically I say this every single year, I then end up going about twice and just stop cos lets face it I'm a lazy bastard. But this year I have no excuses and I'm actually going to do it! The friend I'll learn with can drive so there's no excuses about not being able to get down there and my cousin is giving me his surfboard! So do not need money to rent one out. What you don't know though is that I am actually the most accident prone person going ..not joking I'm a walking Disaster and I will most likely end up in a full body cast ..I'm doing it anyway :P.

You can't live on a small island like Jersey with a million beaches (exaggeration - the islands the size of a rock so its not exactly a million, there are a lot though lol) and not learn how to surf! Seriously excited now, as soon as the weathers good enough I'll be the knob you see thinking their all surfer chick falling off a board out on the waves, can't wait!

Sunny Jersey

Wednesday 11th January ..and the weather is like that! I guarantee we'll only actually have a few days like this in summer, the weather freaks me out, it's like a 5year old that can't quite decide whether it wants the blue lollipop or the Orange one ..you wanna punch it. Not complaining of course! loved the fact that I got to finish college and go chill on the beach for a bit :P ..don't love the fact that I wore a black top and leggings though, sweated like a bitch! Fingers crossed this weather keeps up for a bit :D

I'm Back!

I'm finally back from the Isle Of Wight, not sure how glad I am about that though; was nice to get away from everything here for a while, life goes on I suppose ..and I can finally have my own room back after having to share was a snoring 8 year old for 10 nights, little cousins (Y)

Anyway, hardly blogged at all whilst I was over there so I have some amusing stories to share. I swear my gran has become more senile since I last saw her; the holiday was built from "what the fuck" moments everytime she opened her mouth such as the 'Who ate all the Pies' song she got completely wrong as I mentioned in my last post and when she drove off whilst I was still getting in the car. Then a couple of days ago I was taking a photo of an old church when she decided to try and be funny and jump in front of the camera, next thing I know she trips over a lump of grass and lands on the church wall - yes I pissed myself, woman deserved to be laughed at for that lol. Then 5 minutes later we were having a photo taken on a rock; she does a funny little run up the rocks (again trying to be funny) skidded about 10 times and fell on her face - again we all wet ourselves laughing, I mean what was going through her mind when she thought that would be a good idea.

My auntie became the most common person going whilst we were over there, don't know what happened but literally when we stepped into England she went from being Jersey to sounding like someone you'd find on the Jeremy Kyle show; kept pronouncing the shop 'Matalan' as 'Mataalannd' the loser.

Next comes Mason; my 2 year old cousin that Faceplants the floor every 5 seconds - must get it off his gran ;) - On the Ferry from the Isle of Wight to Southampton I was sitting next to him and next minute he starts shouting "PIRATE PIRATE" and pointing, so I - thinking there was a large ship or something outside the window - turned to my left looked directly at a man with long black hair and a black beard that looked like an effing pirate and went "WHERE'S THE PIRATE?" ..serious awkward turtle moment, dude totally knew we were on about him. Mason then turns around and says "I'm Fucked." ..erh he did not get that off me (well he probably did but I'm not mentioning that to his mum)

Anyway this post is becoming far too long, enjoyed the family time but glad to be away from them all for a bit now ;)