Life Update

Haven't posted in a while so thought I would write a basic update on everything; quick summary:
College: I wanna kill everyone
Family:  I wanna kill everyone
Weather:  I wanna kill everyone   ;) i'm a morbid person.

Unhealthy obsession - No this time it is not a celebrity or new programme etc. it's a game ..an addicting game named 'Temple Run!' I blame my friend Bradley for this obsession and both of our competitive nature which has lead us to constantly fight over which one of us has the highest score (which is him on a ridiculous 11,640,330) I got my new high score of 1,241,072 today in college (time well spent) ..pathetic I know but I was ridiculously excited, it's only taken me 259 games :S

Simple Friend - A while ago i wrote a post entitled 'Shit My Friend Says' well the absolute tool i'm talking about has said some rather interesting new things lol; here they are (Apologise for any offence caused):

"I believe in god, but I think he's a cunt."
"I used to sing to myself in my bike helmet"
"When my Parents go away, we can party like bitches on heat"
"I rev like a whore"
"When you go out clubbing just go up to a pedo and shove your tits in his face to get a free drink"
"He's going to shoot me with his knife"
And finally ........... "Ahhhh someone stab me in the face" - erh if it'll shut you up; HAPPILY

Ahh she makes me laugh, anyway these images basically sum up what i've done recently... aka NOTHING

Summer Resolution

Ok I know this is a bit early considering we're still in January (and there's technically no such thing as a summer resolution); but I've already decided what mine is going to be ..I'm going to learn how to surf! Basically I say this every single year, I then end up going about twice and just stop cos lets face it I'm a lazy bastard. But this year I have no excuses and I'm actually going to do it! The friend I'll learn with can drive so there's no excuses about not being able to get down there and my cousin is giving me his surfboard! So do not need money to rent one out. What you don't know though is that I am actually the most accident prone person going ..not joking I'm a walking Disaster and I will most likely end up in a full body cast ..I'm doing it anyway :P.

You can't live on a small island like Jersey with a million beaches (exaggeration - the islands the size of a rock so its not exactly a million, there are a lot though lol) and not learn how to surf! Seriously excited now, as soon as the weathers good enough I'll be the knob you see thinking their all surfer chick falling off a board out on the waves, can't wait!

Sunny Jersey

Wednesday 11th January ..and the weather is like that! I guarantee we'll only actually have a few days like this in summer, the weather freaks me out, it's like a 5year old that can't quite decide whether it wants the blue lollipop or the Orange one ..you wanna punch it. Not complaining of course! loved the fact that I got to finish college and go chill on the beach for a bit :P ..don't love the fact that I wore a black top and leggings though, sweated like a bitch! Fingers crossed this weather keeps up for a bit :D

I'm Back!

I'm finally back from the Isle Of Wight, not sure how glad I am about that though; was nice to get away from everything here for a while, life goes on I suppose ..and I can finally have my own room back after having to share was a snoring 8 year old for 10 nights, little cousins (Y)

Anyway, hardly blogged at all whilst I was over there so I have some amusing stories to share. I swear my gran has become more senile since I last saw her; the holiday was built from "what the fuck" moments everytime she opened her mouth such as the 'Who ate all the Pies' song she got completely wrong as I mentioned in my last post and when she drove off whilst I was still getting in the car. Then a couple of days ago I was taking a photo of an old church when she decided to try and be funny and jump in front of the camera, next thing I know she trips over a lump of grass and lands on the church wall - yes I pissed myself, woman deserved to be laughed at for that lol. Then 5 minutes later we were having a photo taken on a rock; she does a funny little run up the rocks (again trying to be funny) skidded about 10 times and fell on her face - again we all wet ourselves laughing, I mean what was going through her mind when she thought that would be a good idea.

My auntie became the most common person going whilst we were over there, don't know what happened but literally when we stepped into England she went from being Jersey to sounding like someone you'd find on the Jeremy Kyle show; kept pronouncing the shop 'Matalan' as 'Mataalannd' the loser.

Next comes Mason; my 2 year old cousin that Faceplants the floor every 5 seconds - must get it off his gran ;) - On the Ferry from the Isle of Wight to Southampton I was sitting next to him and next minute he starts shouting "PIRATE PIRATE" and pointing, so I - thinking there was a large ship or something outside the window - turned to my left looked directly at a man with long black hair and a black beard that looked like an effing pirate and went "WHERE'S THE PIRATE?" ..serious awkward turtle moment, dude totally knew we were on about him. Mason then turns around and says "I'm Fucked." ..erh he did not get that off me (well he probably did but I'm not mentioning that to his mum)

Anyway this post is becoming far too long, enjoyed the family time but glad to be away from them all for a bit now ;)

Mad Day

Today has been MENTAL, basically about a year and a half ago my grandparents moved away from Jersey to run a guest house in the Isle Of Wight and this year: Me, Mum, Dad, Brother, both my aunties, one of their boyfriends and my 3 cousins all decided to travel across and spend 10 days with them for Christmas & New Year. If you've ever travelled with a 2 year old and an 8 year old you'll know that it is not a pleasant experience!

We were all up at 6am and met at the airport for 7am (I thought it'd be a great idea to go out last night and go to sleep at 3 - yes i'm a twat.), as soon as we walked in my 2 year old cousin Mason (who we nickname Bruiser) runs at us full force with his pram, trips and faceplants the floor - have to admit it was pretty amusing - as usual he bounced back up laughing and continued charging at un-suspecting members of the public yelling "PLANE." Next came our actual plane, I have never been on such a small plane before! Seriously, the bus i get to college is bigger (not exaggerating!) a guy greeted us at  the steps, he then loaded everyones baggage ..and then followed on to walk to the front of the plane (which took him 0.3 seconds on account of the size of the effing thing) and announced he was also the co-pilot and began the safety demonstration - I mean REALLY!?

The boat from Southampton to the Isle of Wight was pretty smooth, apart from Mason insisting on running up and down the isles and again faceplanting the floor at least 15 more times. Anyway we eventually got here! :D ..Went to Matalan (something Jersey doesn't have) but as we were leaving my gran decided to pull away whilst i was still getting into the car - here 5 minutes and already nearly run over, and by my own gran! - She then started to attempt singing the song about fat people which should go "Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies, you fat bastard you fat bastard you ate all the pies" Instead for some messed up reason she went "Where are all the pies, where are all the pies, you fat devil, you fat devil you ate all the pies" <-- i mean SERIOUSLY what is that about lol, senile old bat ;)

Anyway most of the losers are now asleep, thank god! I'm pretty sure there'll be more stories over the next week and a half, thats if i dont murder them all :) ..Christmas soon!! :D

Shit my Friend says...

Alright, we all have that one friend where the majority of stuff that comes out of their mouth is utter shite; and you really wonder why you're friends with them ..this is mine:

A second ago over facebook she went to me: "Is it just me or am i the only one that wishes sometimes i had a dick to grab onto for support?"

^ I mean how the hell am i meant to reply to that rubbish? Lol, she does make me laugh...

Here's another couple:

"I am loving how I'm that tired my eyes watered with tears so I took some photos of me crying babez gonna show them to yaaa"

"I like to watch documentary's on children with things wrong with them, I watch them because I like to learn about stuff encase my child has it"

(^ most morbid line ever)

X-Factor: "omg I want them to win so bad fml, I will actually take an overdose if they don't my mum won't even let me vote for them because she's a dick"

..That is just some of what I have to deal with on a daily basis lol, you gotta lover her, but she really needs to think before she speaks/types ;)

Decisions

I hate making decisions, always have and always will, especially the big ones that are going to affect your life. A year ago me and my best friend had a dream that in September 2012 we'de be off to New York to attend a University there ..we knew it'd be hard but it was possible. Things change though and the money and risk of moving country is just too high, plus I just don't feel ready for a move that big yet, so now I have to choose: University over in England or stay in Jersey and do a degree over here.

I decided to fill in a UCAS application and apply for 3 uni's in England as well as the Social Sciences degree at home; thought this would give me a good amount of time to make a final decision, but now times running out and I honestly have no clue. On the one hand I love the look of the Jersey degree; the course looks great, I'll be at home, hardly any money/accommodation worries and I'll have enough money by the age of 21 to travel after my degree, but can I really last 3 more years in Jersey and living at home? I honestly don't know, I love Jersey but when you live somewhere so small you need to able to get away for a bit, and with the cost of the degree that probably won't be an option even with the grant I'll get.

Now emails are coming through from the universities I've applied for, got one from The University of Chichester today informing me that my interview would be on January 9th and I must get back to them letting them know if I can attend or if I no longer want a place on the course, this is my first choice England Uni so once I reject them my decision is basically made and I'll be staying here ..Not ready yet but I guess life doesn't wait, I'll have to have a serious think over the next couple of days.