Today has been MENTAL, basically about a year and a half ago my grandparents moved away from Jersey to run a guest house in the Isle Of Wight and this year: Me, Mum, Dad, Brother, both my aunties, one of their boyfriends and my 3 cousins all decided to travel across and spend 10 days with them for Christmas & New Year. If you've ever travelled with a 2 year old and an 8 year old you'll know that it is not a pleasant experience!
We were all up at 6am and met at the airport for 7am (I thought it'd be a great idea to go out last night and go to sleep at 3 - yes i'm a twat.), as soon as we walked in my 2 year old cousin Mason (who we nickname Bruiser) runs at us full force with his pram, trips and faceplants the floor - have to admit it was pretty amusing - as usual he bounced back up laughing and continued charging at un-suspecting members of the public yelling "PLANE." Next came our actual plane, I have never been on such a small plane before! Seriously, the bus i get to college is bigger (not exaggerating!) a guy greeted us at the steps, he then loaded everyones baggage ..and then followed on to walk to the front of the plane (which took him 0.3 seconds on account of the size of the effing thing) and announced he was also the co-pilot and began the safety demonstration - I mean REALLY!?
The boat from Southampton to the Isle of Wight was pretty smooth, apart from Mason insisting on running up and down the isles and again faceplanting the floor at least 15 more times. Anyway we eventually got here! :D ..Went to Matalan (something Jersey doesn't have) but as we were leaving my gran decided to pull away whilst i was still getting into the car - here 5 minutes and already nearly run over, and by my own gran! - She then started to attempt singing the song about fat people which should go "Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies, you fat bastard you fat bastard you ate all the pies" Instead for some messed up reason she went "Where are all the pies, where are all the pies, you fat devil, you fat devil you ate all the pies" <-- i mean SERIOUSLY what is that about lol, senile old bat ;)
Anyway most of the losers are now asleep, thank god! I'm pretty sure there'll be more stories over the next week and a half, thats if i dont murder them all :) ..Christmas soon!! :D
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